March 2010
14 posts
*screams*
TATTOO CONVENTION TOMORROW!!! GOODBYE BLANK CHUNK OF FOREARM SKIN!!!!
omg omg omg i hope The Enigma and the Psycho Cyborgs are there! oooh i want Vince Neil to tattoo me!!!
fun fact.
when i was a kid, like a toddler, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made me want to be a “scientist” lol. i was obsessed with this one Time Life- The Cell book, drew amoebas, and played with test tubes in the bath :) i still wanna be a “scientist” but i suck at math so printer will have to do for now. lol
[maxwell’s silver hammer-the beatles] of course!
to the other 2 people who aren't tamara.. lol
i want to openly thank urbendisaster.tumblr.com for posting hilarious cliche winnipeg life stuff. please do not stop. it makes me laugh sooooo fucking hard!
to the chick in the before last post...
they’re called nipples. WHERE ARE YOURS!!!?
did the surgeon cut them off when they were shoving that pvc in your titties???
dear bodypiercings.tumblr PT2
i will stop ragging on your posts when you make a better effort of modding them.
i am not subjected to genital warts, silicone tits, and underaged nudity when i browse BMEzine…..
dear bodypiercings.tumblr
QUIT POSTING PICTURES OF GENITAL WARTS!
piercings with warts either NEAR them or AGAINST them is REALLY FUCKING GROSS!
you need to stop.
ps-
thanks for moderating your underaged tittie shots. you do realize kiddie porn is worse than tax evasion? and NOTHING not even rape, torture, and murder come close to being as bad as tax evasion.
now all i ask is MODERATE YOUR GENITAL WARTS!!!!!
-note...
February 2010
29 posts
woah healthfood products WORK!!!!??
so in a last ditch effort (still waiting for the 8 mm disc) i decided to buy scar removal gel from the healthfood store- for my dermal’s topical scarring.
well boy howdy! i used it for what 2.5 days…. ? the scar is 11 months old…
yah. my ultra deep anchor started to raise to the surface. LOL
not only was it removing my scar (which according to the package should take...
ok this is a real nerd blog post.
i’m about to rant about a popular coffee shop… lol
ok so cat has a job delivering news papers which means i have time to kill before work seeing as i can’t really take a bus to work coz this is duncan and we don’t believe in a proper bus system. (yes winnipeg, it’s true. there are worse transit systems out there!! lol) so i’m...
funniest fucking lyric ever!
greet bartender drink fire water dance basanova he topples over man no sober the gypsy is tipsy he drink too much whisky
ok seriously. staples rules.
so upon closing. i was walking out of the tech room with my one manager. and fucking nickleback was playing on our radio n’ she was all “NOOOO why is fucking nickleback playing when we’re going home! fuck i hate them!” LOL i was all “REALLY!? ME TOO!” anyway our convo ended in the best statement ever.
she said…..
“I HATE PEARL JAM!” omg. the...
i won't touch a person with dreadlocks.
fuckyeahdreadlocks:
auto-and-veritas:
hell if i can help it, i won’t sit next to them.
shit’s repulsive and unsanitary.
Funny, I think the same thing about judgmental people who believe idiotic urban legends~ True story: there are also people who don’t sit next to black people on the bus because they’re afraid that their blackness is somehow going to rub off on them. Dirt is brown so black...
fuck are people dumb
lady at london drugs: did it hurt to get your sternum pierced? like did they pinch it to get the bar in?
me: pinch it? they pinched it to loosen the skin. the 6 needles total they used HURT. and it’s not a bar. they’re a titanium implants.
lady: is it new?
me: well, by surgery standards it is.
NOOOO!!!
i saw my first 2010 mosquito today!
i'm extremely stupid!
you’d think i’d catch on after geeze, how many piercings? lol
ok check this out, my anchors have been mad at me for almost a year coz i keep cleaning them! although i don’t TOUCH them i usually splashed them with contact solution or dr bronners magic soap in the shower. i have NEVER payed that much attention to a piercing. especially not after having it for a week let alone a...
just thought you might like to know...
the olympic torch rally is a ceremony originally started by the Nazi’s for Hitler. when germany held the olympic games in 1940whatever mr anti-semite head of the olympic committee thought it a great idea to do a Hitler Torch Rally, it’s been with the olympics ever since. :D
Courtesy of CBC radio for teaching me more n’ more bout my white counterparts in society. lol
January 2010
50 posts
what's all the hub-bub about Huntsman Spiders...
dude. so not worth being scared of.
WOLF SPIDERS which will actually chase you (you being a human being) around a room and HISS at you are toxic. and so are blackwidows… both of which live in my province of choice. lol
what sucks about the black widows is that ya don’t know it’s a black widow til you’ve killed the poor thing and realize it was just a harmless house...
i know why hitler did what he did!!!
did you know- every time you buy prepackaged food with a K or a UOR on it you’re paying a KOSHER TAX TO RABAIS somewhere that ISN’T your country. i’m not a jew, i don’t care bout kosher WHY THE FUCK AM I PAYING YOUR TAXES!! it’s bad enough i’m paying taxes for the canadian natives that just can’t GET OVER IT! i gotta pay jew-tax too!?
are these allergies or what?
i think i may have just gotten my ass half-kicked by a virus.
i say half-kicked coz it’s the left side of my head only, and it feels like i’ve been doing meth for the past 52 hours…
that being said whilst taking dave to the airport yesterday i accidentally inhaled a big waft of his cigarette up that very nostril and it’s been acting up since.
somebody invent...
thanks bme!
you’ve given me hope.
since my top dermal’s been actin’ a’ foo’. ever since i started at staples (i’d say the getting hooked a million times a day in the work shirt zipper may have something to do with it) i’ve been over reacting about it’s redness and people have been noticing it and going “oh! is that new?” no fuck off. it’s...