January 2010
50 posts
December 2009
63 posts
it's not juice from a beetle guys!
ok so first i catch a customer, who’s made a scrap book spelling it beetle juice.
THEN i catch faren writing it 3 times incorrectly on facebook.
ITS BETELGEUSE. it’s the brightest star in the constellation Orion.
get it right fuck!
Dear male patrons and staff of Duncan's Staples,
i do not appreciate garbage so rank it makes me cough.
especially when there’s a fraction of the trash in your bin than there is in the girls and we’re chicks… if anyone’s garbage stands a chance and smelling like death.. it should be ours.
so please be respectable and don’t take a shit in the garbage. that’s what the toilets are for.
sincerely, Dorelle,...
Watch“the ass is more resilient”
omg, i love this chick. and she loves her job. there is absolutely nothing (well almost) sexual about this one. it’s all behind the scenes at a porn shoot. it’s incredibly hilarious. and the chick is just so fucking awesome!
ohohohoh and my people are there. 2 frenchies, and a french-canadian!! LOL plus 12 other actors. we’ll call them...
Watchwatch first 5 mins of this porno.
SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! wooooorst acting EVERY! so great!
George Harrison + Roy Orbison + Bob Dylan + Tom...
omg i miss DIARYLAND
yah so http://sexkitten666.diaryland.com is still up and very functional. i miss knowing HTML. the background’s missing. the links are all fucked. but the HTML pop up is still there! the java quizes not so much… lol
anyway what i really wanted to get at is i miss typing at the end of each post what i was listening to at the time in large square parenthesis.
so…
[ You be...
Yatta
it pretty much means go for it, have fun, don’t stress! and a bunch more i’m sure.
dru kwith urbendisaster!
yes i am!!! YES INDEED!!! WASTED!
ew. colgate + joint = worse than an orange flavoured fruit snack followed by water.
CHECK!
first i dreamed that i ate a huge chocolate cake, no man, like MASSIVE!!! this isn’t so far from real life as yesterday i fed on a decent chocolate cake with wondrous Betty Crocker icing that gary made, i’m assuming mostly for the pig. everything goes to the pig. i love that pig! he’s like almost shoulder height and you can ride him :D his name is winston and he knows how to sit,...
OMFG!
TAMARA!!!! and anyone else looking for a GREAT FUCKING MOVIE to watch get:
BLACK DYNAMITE
it ranks right up there with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter and other great modern Kung-Fu action films lol
holy crap! OLP!
that’s right! Clumsy AND Spiritual Machines (i know wtf?! what about happiness.. is not big a fish you can fucking shove up your ass ahem) like seriously i rather hear Naveed.
anyway it’s nice to know that my exhusband is doing something not-new with his life.
its also nice to see he’s not trying to be like Bono anymore.
he will be in victoria some time soon and i will not be...
i promise i’ll stop drunk-dyling tumblring you. lol
but listen to this
Almonds from spain Lemon peal from spain Liquorice from china :\ Juniper berries from italy Orris root from italy Angelica from saxony Coriander from morocco Cassia bark from indo-china :| Cubeb berries from java Grains of paradise from all over africa
damn don’t that sound great. sure doesn’t sound like...
i miss jd..
there was a time i could drink rum, vodka, jack straight.. now it’s only gin. i love gin. but it’s the only hard liquor i can actually sit there with the bottle n’ yknow- just DRINK
anyway tamara/urbendisaster i have a great memory of us sitting on jessica’s dresser drinking a 40pounder of jack at her boxing party and all the little kids (gabi, josh, luc n’ so forth...
haha i posted this in facebook. i'm actually not...
“why the hell won’t god let me bask in my glory for just one day. why you gotta shit on me every time jahova?”
whoops it's friday! lol
***GPOY…F
FREE TAMPONS!!! lol ...they're cute! →
oh lord i think ima cry
ok so im bored and on the internet and lo and behold i make a horrible discovery… whoppers have like 230 calories MORE than a fucking bigmac i’m sorry but WTF!!!!
guess what i got from the Dr tooooday!!
another 21gs of ativan nicely packaged in individual one gram serving pills! lol
ah man my lightening tattoos are anti-semetic!
i should go n’ get an “88” tattooed on my other arm.
HOLY SHIT! NO I AM SO KIDDING! NON! i might post videos about psycho jews in israel but that’s about as far as my anti-semetism goes. should i like, get these tattoos covered up? lol.. seriously!!?
“…put the blame on VCR”
– i love it! the most dated quote!!!
thank you The Buggles (Video Killed the Radio Star)
